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The Real Booty Meat....Hemorrhoids!

Oh yall thought I was talking about ASS....LMAOOOO...NOPE....this is a lesson on THE REAL BOOTY MEAT...HEMORROIDS...

The last few months of our lives have been filled with thoughts about Covid-19, the uncertain, the sadness, the myths, the conspiracy's, the real facts...everything Covid-19... lm sure that some if not most of you get up in the morning, go to the toilet with your cell phone and sit there for 45min to an hour... elimination has already happened, yet your still sitting there, checking on your Fashion Nova order, checking your Instagram and Facebook...

Am I lying?

Look at her.. she all smiling n shit.. lmaoo... yup...until that hemorrhoid arrives....

Most of you should know what a hemorrhoid is but for those who don't...let me break this down..

The scientific definition is for Hemorroid is this: Swollen and inflamed veins in the rectum and anus that cause discomfort and bleeding.

The regular peoples definitions is this: A piece of booty meat that hangs out in your booty crack and hurts like hell, itches sometimes and can get really big.

My clients are often embarrassed of them and they should not be because they are very common.

The causes of Hemorrhoids are constipation and diarrhea, not having enough fiber in your body, irregular bowel movements, straining and sitting on the toilet too long. While eating spicy food does NOT cause them, they definitely aggravate them.

Treatments are simple.. Basically maintaining a healthy lifestyle is essential. Hemorrhoids typically go away on there own in a few days, however my favorite way to get rid of them is to soak in the tub. Run a bath as warm as you can take it and sprinkle some Butterfly Soak in the water. Sit for 20 minutes....BOOM it will shrink and comfort that lil booty meat....LBVS...

Butterfly Soak is available

It contains Epson Salt, Himalayan Pink Salt, Green Tea and now its infused with CBD...

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